I don’t know how to start. Let’s use bullets.
- I am Van Burace. My parents are of mixed parentage. I’m too lazy to tell you what. It’s tiring when every time you meet someone they ask and you have to explain the lineage. My nick is Cookiemonster. That also has a story behind that I am too lazy to write now. Nice to meet you.
- I am a college dropout. I am not proud of this nor am I ashamed. It just is. You get my drift? I excelled – way ahead of class competition. That’s because I am cock-sure awesome at what I am good at. I dropped out and I couldn’t care less.
- Past employment include working as a software programmer, packaging illustrator, theater officer, multimedia lecturer, instructional designer and currently, I am an ethical-drug supplier. All this despite having no education certification. No kidding.
